EST. 2026
PALEOWEAR
Fossil-inspired street + lifting wear.
THE CATALOG
Five pieces so far. More going up as they're ready.
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The Irritator Longsleeve
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The Therizinosaurus Longsleeve
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The Vertebrae Sweatpants
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The Spinosaurus Pump Cover
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The T. Rex Pump Cover
ABOUT
Paleowear is dinosaur-inspired streetwear and training gear — longsleeves, sweatpants, pump covers, one archive number at a time.
Every piece is built around a real animal — an actual skull, actual claws, an actual skeleton — instead of a cartoon rex slapped on a blank tee. That's really the whole pitch. Five pieces in, that hasn't changed.
No mascots. Just real bones, printed big.
DEEP TIME
Everything that happened before us, compressed onto one line.
~4.6 BYA
Earth Forms
~3.8 BYA
First Life
541 MYA
Complex Life Explodes
~240 MYA
Dinosaurs Appear
66 MYA
The Asteroid Hits
~300 KYA
Homo Sapiens
2026
Paleowear
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Same planet, same rules. We're just the most recent thing to show up on it.